...i think im going to update now
so, today was hilarious, my parents woke me up to go to church..yes, i went to church today, harvest bible chapel somewhere up here in the suburbs, and i went for about 3 hours. Ok, lets set the record straight about how much i like church...i hate it, like really hate it, i think its for pathetic, mind erased, socially retarded ass fucking scaredey cat babboons who think that the world cannot be controlled or altered at all through free will, elections, and the occassional mob. Thats horseshit. Take your fucking supernatural hogwash, dry it off, wipe some super glue on it and wrap your sphincter around it, and it that doesnt hurt enough, maybe this will...even jesus would think you're pathetic, he would call you all "codependent sissies," praying with your hands raised like someone somewhere gives a shit about your stupid mind numbingly dull lives, crying because your friend is getting baptised in his forties after dealing drugs, lying, cheating, and stealing for corporate america for the last 20 years. this is the same guy that told you in confidence that he used to roll fatties in leviticus and do coke off the collection plate in high school.
...maybe you get the picture about how much i dont like church, or christianity really...i thought i made it pretty clear.
anyways, i have to go every sunday for the summer. My mom wants me to go with an open mind and learn about jesus and the church...i'd like to show her my religion and watch her black out on a tuesday afternoon and then break a couple windows...at least you cant see bachuus' hand in the things you do.
anyways, we had a fight in service about how im mad all the time, needless to say it didnt end well with me calling her religion a pathetic sham for weaklings who gather at least once a week to share common fears, like electricity, low fat yogurt, and free expression.
after that i zoned out for 2 and a half hours instead of paying attention to the sermon, which i think had something to do with being hungry for cake or something...all i know is that death by chocolate was mentioned.
...and yes my mom cried when her ex heroin addict friend was baptised (i dont know if these people realize that saying you accept jesus isnt the same as saying, im sorry ill never do it again, it just means you'll turn your back on your friends funk up your children's lives and possible try to kill someone for saying that mark 12:57 isn't as good as romans 123123:fuck off)
all the people i was introduced to today first said hi, then asked me if i follwed the lord (cult?) then suggested i find my way on the path (CULT?) and then instead of saying goodbye, told me "the best of luck to you on your journey to find lord jesus in my life (CUUUUULLLLTTTT!!!!!!!!)."
which started another fight when i said i thought her friends were zombie zealots and freaked me out.
...regardless, they think that jesus will lead me in the right direction, whereas my new theory is that the best right direction is out of this house before i lose my mind.
....also in a song if you call the lord "holy" isnt that kind of redundant?..i mean by definition "holy" refers ONLY to relgion, and god...so saying, "you are so holy, holy" is lot like me singing to the night sky "you are so dark sky with stars, dark sky with stars"
...kill me
...maybe you get the picture about how much i dont like church, or christianity really...i thought i made it pretty clear.
anyways, i have to go every sunday for the summer. My mom wants me to go with an open mind and learn about jesus and the church...i'd like to show her my religion and watch her black out on a tuesday afternoon and then break a couple windows...at least you cant see bachuus' hand in the things you do.
anyways, we had a fight in service about how im mad all the time, needless to say it didnt end well with me calling her religion a pathetic sham for weaklings who gather at least once a week to share common fears, like electricity, low fat yogurt, and free expression.
after that i zoned out for 2 and a half hours instead of paying attention to the sermon, which i think had something to do with being hungry for cake or something...all i know is that death by chocolate was mentioned.
...and yes my mom cried when her ex heroin addict friend was baptised (i dont know if these people realize that saying you accept jesus isnt the same as saying, im sorry ill never do it again, it just means you'll turn your back on your friends funk up your children's lives and possible try to kill someone for saying that mark 12:57 isn't as good as romans 123123:fuck off)
all the people i was introduced to today first said hi, then asked me if i follwed the lord (cult?) then suggested i find my way on the path (CULT?) and then instead of saying goodbye, told me "the best of luck to you on your journey to find lord jesus in my life (CUUUUULLLLTTTT!!!!!!!!)."
which started another fight when i said i thought her friends were zombie zealots and freaked me out.
...regardless, they think that jesus will lead me in the right direction, whereas my new theory is that the best right direction is out of this house before i lose my mind.
....also in a song if you call the lord "holy" isnt that kind of redundant?..i mean by definition "holy" refers ONLY to relgion, and god...so saying, "you are so holy, holy" is lot like me singing to the night sky "you are so dark sky with stars, dark sky with stars"
...kill me