Barbie Jeeps, D&G Suits, and Easy Bake Ovens...
Home Sweet Home. Thank God. Just what I needed. I don't think I've felt this good in a long time. It's a really nice feeling just knowing you don't have to do anything, there's no one who's going to be looking at you 24/7, there's no one poking and prodding around in your space. It's just so...simple. And I love it. I love just laying on the couch, playing with Lily, having Orlando cook for me. Everything. Nothing compares.
I act like shit don't phase me, inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive..
Orlando and I had an....interesting day. It all started when we took the Barbie Jeep to the mall to try out the system he installed for Tina. So we're just pimping along, listening to 50 Cent with the subwoofer up, bouncing along (literally), and Liv pulls up next to us in the Lexus. She ridicules us for a few minutes, takes out Starbucks orders, and speeds off, burning rubber in our faces. Damn, that sucked. So we get to the mall, and Liv comes back, long enough to laugh at us hysterically, give us our coffees, and she's on her way. So we go inside and we go to the t-shirt store, which you can see what we bought behind the following cut, and we see these teenies. Orlando decides to harass them. So one of them screams at him, and he screams back. The girl ran off. Then another one yelled "PARLET!", so I yelled it back at her. Then we got this brilliant idea, because they were taking pictures of us, to take pictures of them. So we did it and they just looked at us funny, it was rather amusing in all. Then we went to the Dolce & Gabbana store and got matching suits. God they are just the.....I can't decide if we look absolutely ridiculous in them or if we look stunning -snorts-
Then we came home and went for a walk, to which he completely ignored Deppstick (3:33:50 PM): You knwo what I want to do? -walks out onto the dock, over the lake-
PrivateFstClassO (3:34:21 PM): Mm, what's that?
Deppstick (3:34:52 PM): -kneels down on the end of the dock looking into the water- Come here and look into the water
PrivateFstClassO (3:35:28 PM): ....-rae- I don't think I should. -laughs-
Deppstick (3:35:41 PM): Do it!
PrivateFstClassO (3:36:19 PM): -kneels down next to you, expecting you to push him in-
Deppstick (3:36:30 PM): -shoves you in, gets up quicky- HAAHAHA
Deppstick (3:36:35 PM): THATS WHAT I WANTED TO DO! :-D
PrivateFstClassO (3:36:51 PM): You little prick. -laughs- I knew it!
PrivateFstClassO (3:37:19 PM): -pushes his wet curls out of his face- I fucking love you, Depp. -laughs-
Deppstick (3:37:39 PM): -dives in over you, surfaces- I know you do
PrivateFstClassO (3:38:28 PM): I fucking knew it. -shakes head, grinning- Do you really think I'm that stupid?
PrivateFstClassO (3:38:33 PM): Actaully.
PrivateFstClassO (3:38:38 PM): Don't answer that.
Deppstick (3:38:47 PM): You were the one who leaned down -cracks up-
PrivateFstClassO (3:39:04 PM): Well what was I supposed to do?! -laughs-
Deppstick (3:39:11 PM): Tell me no? -dies-
PrivateFstClassO (3:39:20 PM): I did?
PrivateFstClassO (3:39:41 PM): Who cares. It got a few laughs out of you.
Deppstick (3:40:06 PM): You know you enjoyed it too -grins-
PrivateFstClassO (3:41:16 PM): Of course! -laughs- 'Twas amusing ... even though it WAS expected.
Deppstick (3:41:52 PM): Well what did you expect when Im kneeling OVER water with my ass in the air? -snorts, climbs onto the dock and sits there- If I was you I would have shoved ME in and sat there laughing
Deppstick (3:42:01 PM): It was a perfect target! My ass is huge, you cant miss it
God I can't believe people are that....well -shakes head- We sat on the dock for a couple hours, I swear to God we were half drunk we were being so obnoxiously loud and stupid. Then we went inside and got hungry. I wanted pizza, he wanted Chinese, we settled on cake. Don't ask how we got cake out of pizza and Chinese. So we look around and see Lily's Easy Bake Oven. So we get it out, and realize theres no instructions. I've never used the thing before, she uses it at Vanessa's house because let's face it, in all reality, I refuse to let my daughter eat her cooking :x. We fucked around with that shit for 3 hours and still didn't get it to work. Then I saw the box laying on the floor with the directions on the side and we were in business. It was the smallest fucking brownie of my life but it sure was great. Tina's concert wasn't bad either
There's also something else I need to do, I need to apologize to someone. I'm sorry for yesterday, I was just in a shitty mood, and I don't know why I took it out on you. There was just a lot of other shit going on, and at that moment I was already about to explode. And I did it to you, which was wrong, and I know that and I'm sorry. And if you don't accept it this time around, I'll have to keep bothering you until you do. That's all there is to it. Because you know you can't get rid of me, as much as you'd like to. :D
To wrap this entry up, I also need to say a special hello to Huey. You are great. You are corny and funny and out of all of your quirks, you are genuine. So thank you for that, for being one of the few genuine people I know.
EDIT: I think I may like Batman now :x
I act like shit don't phase me, inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive..
Orlando and I had an....interesting day. It all started when we took the Barbie Jeep to the mall to try out the system he installed for Tina. So we're just pimping along, listening to 50 Cent with the subwoofer up, bouncing along (literally), and Liv pulls up next to us in the Lexus. She ridicules us for a few minutes, takes out Starbucks orders, and speeds off, burning rubber in our faces. Damn, that sucked. So we get to the mall, and Liv comes back, long enough to laugh at us hysterically, give us our coffees, and she's on her way. So we go inside and we go to the t-shirt store, which you can see what we bought behind the following cut, and we see these teenies. Orlando decides to harass them. So one of them screams at him, and he screams back. The girl ran off. Then another one yelled "PARLET!", so I yelled it back at her. Then we got this brilliant idea, because they were taking pictures of us, to take pictures of them. So we did it and they just looked at us funny, it was rather amusing in all. Then we went to the Dolce & Gabbana store and got matching suits. God they are just the.....I can't decide if we look absolutely ridiculous in them or if we look stunning -snorts-
Then we came home and went for a walk, to which he completely ignored Deppstick (3:33:50 PM): You knwo what I want to do? -walks out onto the dock, over the lake-
PrivateFstClassO (3:34:21 PM): Mm, what's that?
Deppstick (3:34:52 PM): -kneels down on the end of the dock looking into the water- Come here and look into the water
PrivateFstClassO (3:35:28 PM): ....-rae- I don't think I should. -laughs-
Deppstick (3:35:41 PM): Do it!
PrivateFstClassO (3:36:19 PM): -kneels down next to you, expecting you to push him in-
Deppstick (3:36:30 PM): -shoves you in, gets up quicky- HAAHAHA
Deppstick (3:36:35 PM): THATS WHAT I WANTED TO DO! :-D
PrivateFstClassO (3:36:51 PM): You little prick. -laughs- I knew it!
PrivateFstClassO (3:37:19 PM): -pushes his wet curls out of his face- I fucking love you, Depp. -laughs-
Deppstick (3:37:39 PM): -dives in over you, surfaces- I know you do
PrivateFstClassO (3:38:28 PM): I fucking knew it. -shakes head, grinning- Do you really think I'm that stupid?
PrivateFstClassO (3:38:33 PM): Actaully.
PrivateFstClassO (3:38:38 PM): Don't answer that.
Deppstick (3:38:47 PM): You were the one who leaned down -cracks up-
PrivateFstClassO (3:39:04 PM): Well what was I supposed to do?! -laughs-
Deppstick (3:39:11 PM): Tell me no? -dies-
PrivateFstClassO (3:39:20 PM): I did?
PrivateFstClassO (3:39:41 PM): Who cares. It got a few laughs out of you.
Deppstick (3:40:06 PM): You know you enjoyed it too -grins-
PrivateFstClassO (3:41:16 PM): Of course! -laughs- 'Twas amusing ... even though it WAS expected.
Deppstick (3:41:52 PM): Well what did you expect when Im kneeling OVER water with my ass in the air? -snorts, climbs onto the dock and sits there- If I was you I would have shoved ME in and sat there laughing
Deppstick (3:42:01 PM): It was a perfect target! My ass is huge, you cant miss it
God I can't believe people are that....well -shakes head- We sat on the dock for a couple hours, I swear to God we were half drunk we were being so obnoxiously loud and stupid. Then we went inside and got hungry. I wanted pizza, he wanted Chinese, we settled on cake. Don't ask how we got cake out of pizza and Chinese. So we look around and see Lily's Easy Bake Oven. So we get it out, and realize theres no instructions. I've never used the thing before, she uses it at Vanessa's house because let's face it, in all reality, I refuse to let my daughter eat her cooking :x. We fucked around with that shit for 3 hours and still didn't get it to work. Then I saw the box laying on the floor with the directions on the side and we were in business. It was the smallest fucking brownie of my life but it sure was great. Tina's concert wasn't bad either
There's also something else I need to do, I need to apologize to someone. I'm sorry for yesterday, I was just in a shitty mood, and I don't know why I took it out on you. There was just a lot of other shit going on, and at that moment I was already about to explode. And I did it to you, which was wrong, and I know that and I'm sorry. And if you don't accept it this time around, I'll have to keep bothering you until you do. That's all there is to it. Because you know you can't get rid of me, as much as you'd like to. :D
To wrap this entry up, I also need to say a special hello to Huey. You are great. You are corny and funny and out of all of your quirks, you are genuine. So thank you for that, for being one of the few genuine people I know.
EDIT: I think I may like Batman now :x