Seventh issue: Note the obvious fault line where the author was overcome by apathy.

[deppjc]

So many tiny betrayals and misunderstandings, and failures of courage. Ha

Comments

[mrmarilynmanson]

I thought life was a sexually transmitted disease.

[deppjc]

Two, two, two bints in one.

[mrmarilynmanson]

There's something strange about using the Scissorhands icon when talking about sex.

[deppjc]

I'm a little worried that you keep calling me strange.

[mrmarilynmanson]

I already know that I'm strange. The fact that you agree with me and occasionally contribute to my strangeness makes you plenty strange.

[deppjc]

Stop that. Stop it right now, Marilyn Manson, you're spraining things I need.

[mrmarilynmanson]

Nothing new to you. And you didn't sprain it, you only twisted it a little. You know. When you fell down the stairs and walked into the door. Remember?

[deppjc]

Don't jerk my arm like that. It scares me like church.

[mrmarilynmanson]

Pedophile opener. Segue to veiled reference of potential sexual violence. Dissolve to obligatory communion joke. Close with offer to hear confession. Fade.

[deppjc]

Young priest/old priest line.

[mrmarilynmanson]

Exorcist innuendo.

[deppjc]

Crucifuction scene reference.

[mrmarilynmanson]

Pause for wardrobe change. These pants aren't working out, suddenly.

[deppjc]

Continuity's right out the window again, and all because you're working yourself out of your pants.

[mrmarilynmanson]

You could work me out of my pants. I'm pretty sure we could sneak that into the plotline without much trouble.

[deppjc]

I know your game. You just wanna be in mbp_bwe again.