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i dont know how justin and i end up having these conversations on the phone..
Lindsey: would you still love me if i were a giraffe??
Justin: A giraffe?
Lindsey: yes..i would have a long neck...and you know what that means..
Justin: ....
Lindsey: you cut off my head and use my neck as a penis warmer. (lmao remembering this)
Justin: you're disgusting..
Lindsey: what?
Justin: you're disgusting..
Lindsey: why?
Justin: you want me to cut off a giraffes head and stick my penis in his bloody neck???
Lindsey: do you think animals can get stds?
Justin: no...they have their same partners forever
Lindsey: my mom says there is a form of aids that some cats carry...
Justin: well cats are sluts...(he said that with such vengenance)
P.S: you guys dont have to understand my humor you just have to agree.
Lindsey: would you still love me if i were a giraffe??
Justin: A giraffe?
Lindsey: yes..i would have a long neck...and you know what that means..
Justin: ....
Lindsey: you cut off my head and use my neck as a penis warmer. (lmao remembering this)
Justin: you're disgusting..
Lindsey: what?
Justin: you're disgusting..
Lindsey: why?
Justin: you want me to cut off a giraffes head and stick my penis in his bloody neck???
Lindsey: do you think animals can get stds?
Justin: no...they have their same partners forever
Lindsey: my mom says there is a form of aids that some cats carry...
Justin: well cats are sluts...(he said that with such vengenance)
P.S: you guys dont have to understand my humor you just have to agree.