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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped femme_liqueur hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for onesecondcloser (10 points). Last week I punched lizerk in the arm (-10 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-881 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
deploysatchel