May 06, 2006 15:21
Today I went to CAAAMDEEEEN (baby, yeah) to buy some skinny jeans. Yeah they made my arse look so goddamn big, even though I'm anorexic and I smoke like a trooper (Oh gosh I'm so addicted &&) and these proper scene kids came up to me and was all like you're emo. And I was like no I'm not because I don't believe in labelling and I might have once been a grunger but that doesn't matter because its not sad its just the norm && they were like what have you got in your shopping bag and I was like its none of your business (cos I'm like a firm believer of never showing anybody your shopping bag because its like showing them a window to your soul or something and I'm like fuck that off mate) so I said I wasn't going to show them and they started the beef && I was like inniiiit. (Yeah I don't even care if I say innit, innit mate I'm myself and if you don't like it fuck it off) So anyway I started walking away and they were like where did you get your hair from the Tina Turner Flea Market? & I was like no actually from your mum and they were properly vexed I could see it but I'm not taking any of that discrimination from nobody even if I ain't an emo which I'm not I just humour people and they don't realise and that's called irony. But anyway they were proper laughing and I don't even know why? Then one of them said my crack was hanging out and I was like wtf no it isn't thats how I always look because having jeans up past your hip is so last century whatever and its called making a fashion statement which they obv hadn't heard of by the looks of their trainers which werent even converse (?)
So then I just insulted them into the ground and went home to try on my jeans that I bought from CAAAMDEEEEN (baby, yeah) and I looked fugly like you wouldn't belieeeeve. So I got a pen and metaphorically drew on cuts to signify my sorrow because cutting is for losers and emos and people who want attention and I completely hate fake people which is what I'd be if I cut myself. Then I took a photo from every angle & posted it on MySpace.com (&&) to see if anybody thought I was ugly too. They didn't but its ok because I corrected them so they don't think that I like compliments because then it would look like I love myself and that is fucking so..
OMG I have to go my mum is calling me for tea.
ttyl bai x