Second Advent Entry 017: The Tabloid of the Future (Deleted Post-Curse)
By Setsuna F. Seiei and Teria Erde
SETSUNA F. SEIEI: A PEDO FOR THE FUTURE
Setsuna F. Seiei has been nothing if not christlike since his return, but is it an underhanded ploy? Heated make-out sessions with Yamanaka Ino and the now-underaged Feldt Grace, not to mention close friendships with several young girls, suggest he's hard at work changing their purity for the future.
SEIEI AND CROSSROAD: A RAD BROMANCE
It's no secret that Saji Crossroad and Louise Halevy are in that kind of a relationship. However, ever since Miss Halevy's disappearance, the mourning other half has been spotted in several locations with Setsuna F. Seiei, and it would seem that these two have been inseparable ever since. Is the underaged girl-loving man also responsible for healing the wounds of Saji Crossroad's heart?
DYLANDYS, RETURNER: FAMILY LOVE GONE WILD
Identical twins Neil and Lyle Dylandy, both also known as Lockon Stratos, had a formerly troubled relationship that is slowly being rebuilt. Lyle Dylandy claims he now has a deeper understanding of his older brother, but what does this sense of "deeper understanding" truly entail? According to our intelligence, the twins have often been spotted engaging in questionable acts, sometimes even involving Lyle Dylandy's partner, Anew Returner. Now that is certainly taking "brotherly love" to another level.
WHAT YOU PROBABLY KNEW ABOUT TIERIA ERDE BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO SAY
When the sun goes down, does Tieria Erde engage in a scandalous secret hobby? Sources caught our lady in red teasing a crowd of drunks at the City Square months ago, leaving only two questions: how long has he led this double life, and is it even shocking enough to make headlines?