Ok carrier monkeys, stop passing me your plague!
I'm sick. I blame all you sick bitches out there, passing around the sick, passing it on to ME!
I want to say it's just a cold, but I think this is flu. Hurray flu. Flu=ears hurt, throat hurts, head hurts, chest hurts, back hurts, everything fucking hurts, sneezing, sniffling, can't stop coughing, waiting for the nausea to arrive.
I love me some flu!
Who wants to be brave and come keep me company while I'm sick? I'm bored and lonely, and I want someone to come cuddle and watch old movies.
Any takers?
C'mon! I'm not THAT sick (hack...wheeze..hack...wheeze!)
fin.
I want to say it's just a cold, but I think this is flu. Hurray flu. Flu=ears hurt, throat hurts, head hurts, chest hurts, back hurts, everything fucking hurts, sneezing, sniffling, can't stop coughing, waiting for the nausea to arrive.
I love me some flu!
Who wants to be brave and come keep me company while I'm sick? I'm bored and lonely, and I want someone to come cuddle and watch old movies.
Any takers?
C'mon! I'm not THAT sick (hack...wheeze..hack...wheeze!)
fin.