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My dear People, today marks the eleven hundred and forty-seventh day since the end of Denvention3. I shall not keep you long. I have called you all together for a Purpose. First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleven hundred and forty-seven post-D3 days is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable fans. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Thank you very much for coming to our little party. Now I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. This is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!