Ok, so, pretty much the last thing I needed to be doing with my day today was tooling around the internet searching for more distracting websites, but here it is:
Urologist: Can we do a time-out, please?
Nurse: Mr. Henderson* is here for a cystoscopy. You've seen this patient before.
Urologist: I've never heard of him. (uncovers the field) Hmmmm. I don't remember the patient's name, but I have seen this penis before.
Hospital, Virginia
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www.overheardintheoffice.com