tired of the same boring weekend shenanigans? fed up with the usual soul-sucking bar entertainment? feeling like your life has no meaning?
then don't worry - there's still hope!
come see..
THIS SATURDAY! 10pm, $5 @ Rubber Gloves. bring your friends! but...make sure they're cool friends. ok ok...even bring your lame friends too, as long as they're prepared to ROCK.
it's gonna be awesome.