Fic: "Stay" (Arthur/Merlin) NC-17
Yeah, that thing about banning myself from the internet? Obviously didn't happen as well as should. Obviously I really, really wanted to try my hand at porn. It turned out so fluffy, blargh! I was taking inspiration from my own sex life; clearly I need more kink in my bedroom.
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He'd smoked his way through half a packet of cigarettes...
Is it just me or is kinkme_merlin like, needlessly complicated? They have so many rules! You have to read through pages and pages of rules and regulations before you do anything. I was so nervous, I thought, omg if I don't post anon will they BAN ME FOR LIFE??!?! Not only that, but this is the first time I've bothered with the comm (previously I was just scared off by the rules and thought, bugger this) and it seems like the apparant arguments of Merlin/Arthur vs Any Other Pairing Ever must have really scared the mods cuz now they've got these crazy new rules that are like:
First 8 comments for this post is for fanfiction that is m/a, and it can only be fanfiction. Then after 8 pages it's all pairings and rare media. and there's another post that's rare pairing and just fanfiction, then rare media after 8 pages -
I'm like, WTF?! Why don't you just - not - you know - not do that!
And they're doing it not to offend ppl. Well, kinkme_merlin, your complications offend me!
(no not really, but I feel like I wasted ridiculous amounts of time trying to figure it all out.)
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He'd smoked his way through half a packet of cigarettes...
Is it just me or is kinkme_merlin like, needlessly complicated? They have so many rules! You have to read through pages and pages of rules and regulations before you do anything. I was so nervous, I thought, omg if I don't post anon will they BAN ME FOR LIFE??!?! Not only that, but this is the first time I've bothered with the comm (previously I was just scared off by the rules and thought, bugger this) and it seems like the apparant arguments of Merlin/Arthur vs Any Other Pairing Ever must have really scared the mods cuz now they've got these crazy new rules that are like:
First 8 comments for this post is for fanfiction that is m/a, and it can only be fanfiction. Then after 8 pages it's all pairings and rare media. and there's another post that's rare pairing and just fanfiction, then rare media after 8 pages -
I'm like, WTF?! Why don't you just - not - you know - not do that!
And they're doing it not to offend ppl. Well, kinkme_merlin, your complications offend me!
(no not really, but I feel like I wasted ridiculous amounts of time trying to figure it all out.)