random reality, Frag It, Pyromancy
Spazz: I'm the queen!
Inferno: No. *scowl* Only the Queen can be Queen.
Spazz: I'm really a girl.
Inferno: Then you are a drone.
Spazz: I had a kid.
Inferno: Yes. Because you are a drone.
Spazz: Dork. Drones can't have kids. *goes to play arsonist in the far corner of his colony*
Inferno: *would facepalm, but he feels the need to play arsonist on her for torching his Colony*
Spazz: *comes home smoking and grinning from ear to ear*
Rat: ...........have you been playin' in the ship's engines or what?
Spazz: Nah, Inferno and I made some sparks. *laughs and heads off the bridge*
Rat: o_o Aw Pit. Not th' firebug....
And then she goes and picks on Mutt
Spazz: *walks in smoking and grinning from ear to ear*
Wake: ... Did you frag off 'Clipsie or something?
Spazz: Nah, I was playing in the engines.
Wake: ... *snerks and gets back to work on the "big boomy thing" launcher he's been trying to get to the test phase* Well, just steer clear of 'Clipsie for right now... She's kinda in a mood lately...
Spazz: Ooo, what's this do? *button push!*
button: *clicks harmlessly*
Wake: Nothing yet. I haven't hooked it up to the rest of the system... I'm still trying to work out the kinks of the firing mechanism.
Spazz: You mean this thing? *finger in the firing mechanism*
Wake: Yup... that's not hooked up either.
Spazz: Sheesh, you're boring. *finger between two of Wake's armor plates. Zap. RUN!*
Wake: *Startled yelp*
Spazz: *in the engine, spat out of the engine* 0.o Ow.
shipSpazz: Dork.
Wake: ... You deserved that. *goes back to work*
Spazz: No slag, Sherlock!
Goes to pick on Terry
Spazz: *weebles in, sparking slightly and grinning from ear to ear*
Terry: *gives her a funny look and goes back to putting Waspy back together*
Spazz: ...What did you do to the bug this time, you bully?
Terry: *optic roll* I'm the bully because I've salvaged his parts? Yeah, nice logic there.
Waspy: *wibbles* Wazpinator hatez rat-bot.
Spazz: Ohhh. Poor Waspy, you need a hug?
Terry: *waves Waspy's detatched arm* You can hug him, but he won't hug back.
Spazz: *hugs Waspy and shares some of the energy charge she got from playing in the engine*
Waspy: *burbles happily, beaming while Terrorsaur puts his arm back on* Izz good now. Thank you!
Spazz: *grinnns and steps back to see if Terry's going to get zapped at all*
Terry: *has done this many, many times. he could do it in his sleep without being zapped* There, that should do it. It's not CR perfect, but at least it won't fall off.
Waspy: *flexes his arm and stretches* Izz much better! Wazzpinator whole again! Thankz zzo much! *hugs Terry*
Spazz: Awwww.
goes to see Eclipse
Spazz: *wanders in, sooty and grinning*
Eclipse: *cursing and calling WakeJumper incredibly rude and unprintable names as she recalibrates something she was working on. Lumen is nowhere in sight*
Spazz: What'd he do this time? *spark zzt*
Eclipse: *grunts something that sounds like "Lingerie"*
Spazz: ...Wazzat?
Eclipse: The slagger thought it would be 'funny' to get me a bustier, matching panties, and a garter belt. What the ^&$#@ do I need those things for?!
Spazz: *scratches nose* ...So you're totally not sorry I crossed a couple wires in the catalytic converter?
Eclipse: ... *giving Spazz a Look* Now why the Pit did you go and do that?
Spazz: So the next time he looks at the engine the ship will zap him, of course.
Eclipse: ... *face.palm*
shipSpazz: I call self mutilation!
Eclipse: You're both NUTS.
Spazz: *blink blink* Yeah, and?
Eclipse: *Sweetly* Just stating an observation. *back to work* Oh, and if you see Lu, tell him I've got more programming for his bird.
Spazz: 0.o Hasn't he got a comlink?
Eclipse: He's been ignoring it
Spazz: Oh little sister dear....
shipSpazz: On it.
Spazz: *plays the 'Jeopardy' theme*
Eclipse: ... ?
shipSpazz: Knock it off. He's riding on Rhinox's back with Dinobot and Lucky.
Eclipse: ... On second thought, don't bug him... *small grin*
Spazz: *booking it for the door* I need pictures :D
Eclipse: Get me some! And get some to show Rat!
Spazz: *voice trails back to her* Duhhhh!
((Co-written with random_xtras and slaggin_preds))