SV. Detroit. Number Game, or what happened in the weeks since the last log

[dens_extra_pups]

times Optimus has forgotten he's taller and banged his head on doorframes: *uncountable*

times Optimus has argued with dead mechs in his sleep: *fifteen*

times Optimus has accidentally flown into flight paths: *six!*

times Optimus has been mistaken for a Starscream clone: *two*

times Cragbuster's been mean to Terrion: *uncountable*

times Cragbuster's gotten Terrion drunk: *five*

times Kup and Captain Fanzone have had knockdown dragout trash talk wars: *three*

times Fanzone had to drive Hot Shot home after the bot helped contain an oil leak by using himself as a container: *one*

times Fanzone has busted Rodimus for stunting: *four*

times Kup has wakened to find himself impersonating a white board: *fifteen*

times Ultra Magnus has had to correct someone on his designation: *gave up on it after the twentieth*

times Fanzone has gone fishing while using a drunken and floating Calypso as a boat: *once, and Kathy still won't let him live it down*

times Kup's been kidnapped by Dinobots: *four*

times Trailbreaker has had to go fishing for Calypso: *six*

times someone had to go fishing for Trailbreaker: *eight*

times WakeJumper has had to haul Trailbreaker and Calypso home: *sixteen*

times Tracks has chased away customers because Saelen and Denver were sleeping: *five*

times Dallas has turned down modeling gigs because she was busy working on fixing someone's car: *nine*

times Denver's relatives showed up unexpectedly: *once. That's Dallas*

times Jaya has made coffee: *uncountable*

times Jaya's slapped Raoul in the face: *once*

times Raoul kissed Jaya: *once*

times Saelen's hair ties have gone flying across the room after snapping: *he lost count*

times Professor Sumdac has wound up shirtless in public: *once. It was Slingshot's fault*

times Stiletto has successfully snuck up on pigeons: *four*

times pigeons have successfully snuck up on Stiletto: *seven*

times Stiletto has been keel-hauled into the lake: *seven*

times Slingshot's tried divebombing Downrush and missed: *sixteen?*

times Downrush has walked around with a pastel aft: *seventeen*

times WakeJumper has hit his head on a door: *three*

times Mudflap and Runabout have gotten Grimlock down* *five*

times Swoop has tried to steal Ultra Magnus: *four*

times Ratchet has successfully distracted Swoop with something shiny: *four*

times that shiny was Scattershot: *two!*

times Wreck-Gar has disturbed the peace: *none... he's too quiet*

times the Aerialbots' game of sky-tag wound up in flight paths: *nine*

times the Aerialbots' game of sky-tag wound up in Optimus' flight path: *nine*

times Fireflight's waved to people on passenger jets: *lost count*

times Silverbolt's stayed below a certain altitude: *too many to count*

times Silverbolt's brought home a goose for the Fanzone's table: *that one time she flew higher*

times Air Raid's been duct taped to a light pole: *twice*

times it was Slingshot doing the taping: *once*

times Slingshot has written 'moon!' on her butt and then flashed it at people: *once*

times Ratchet's spittaked after being mooned by Slingshot: *once*

times Air Raid has written 'Butt' on Slingshot's butt: *one-half. He got "B-U" written before she realized he was back there and drop-kicked him*

times Downrush has walked around with an L on his forehead after falling asleep in front of the television at the plant: *four. Yes. Four*

times Deluge has been responsible for that: *two!*

times WakeJumper's had 'Eclipsed' written on him after a nap: *he lost count*

times Eclipse has kissed WakeJumper: *just that once*

times WakeJumper passed out after a kiss: *just that once*

times Wheeljack has chased WakeJumper all over Detroit: *once*

times Fanzone got Wheeljack cratered on bio diesel: *once*

times Wheeljack's driven into Lake Erie: *six, actually. Usually sober*

times Bluestreak's 'streaked': *uncountable*

times Blaster's fed Mudflap and Runabout red paint: *eighteen*

times Blaster's been locked in a tank with red paint fed twins: *right before he stopped feeding it to them or anyone else*

times Solar Flare's gotten into red paint: *twelve*

times Eclipse has aimed him at someone after he got into red paint: *twelve*

times Solar Flare's urked on Optimus: *many*

times Solar Flare's urked on Ratchet: *many*

times Solar Flare's urked on Ultra Magnus: *many*

times Solar Flare's urked on Blurr: *many*

times Solar Flare's urked on... *you get the picture*

times Slingshot's urked on Ratchet: *once, and she hates the smell of high grade now*

times the washracks have had to be re-stocked with soap: *far too many to count*

times soap has wound up underfoot, under plating, used for writing on walls and bots: *see above*

times Ridgeback has said actual words: *three, and all of them were family words*

times Sunhalo's said Words like Grandma: *don't ask*

times Sideswipe's been kissed stupid: *whoever heard of kissing a bot smart?*

times Blurr's run into a door because it didn't open fast enough: *too many to count, and now the door won't close right*

times Blurr's gotten cement overshoes: *twice, once on purpose*

times Showtime has 'Blurred': *eighteen and counting*

times Shia has talked like Blurr: *three*

times Optimus has conversed with ghosts before realizing it: *six* 0_0

((written with random_xtras))