Nexus, Black Dog, Pair of Derps
Rhinox: *walks over and puts a thin book made by machine sewing some printer paper together along one side on the table in front of Den* I hear you like funny reading.
book: *is the saved and printed out conversations of a couple very imaginative and very nutty nerds*
Denpup: *headtilt* Oooo, cool!
Rhinox: *snerk* Read the disclaimer in the front.
Denpup: *blink blink, moves to do so*
disclaimer: 'This is not a work of fiction. However names have been scribbled out to protect the far from innocent, and these guys don't know I'm distributing this. Let's keep it that way, huh?
signed: derpyguy1's girlfriend.'
Denpup: *Snerk* Sounds like stuff I'd say....
Rhinox: *chuckles* Wait till you see what the guys say.
Denpup: ... Okay, now I'm curious... *going to settle down to read the book*
book: *opens with the guys speculating what Obama's version of Megatron is like, and whether or not he's backstabbed him or just run off while he wasn't looking. Some of the theories are totally out of random left field, and others come from popular spoof movies and books. All are presented with seeming dead seriousness.*
Denpup: *Snerks and mutters something about Megatron stepping on Obama*
guys: *then move on to calling each other twerps, and then they start discussing the possible stats for how many university exams are failed because of wedgies*
Denpup: *soft snerk, continues reading*
derpyguy1: *then proceeds to invite other friends into the chat and starts asking them questions about how often they get wedgies. Most laugh and call him a derp before leaving the room. One seems to fall asleep on the keyboard if the sudden lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and then silence are any indicators*
Denpup: *bites her lip and gnaws on it a bit before deciding that derpyguy1 really is a derp*
gargoyle king billy: *randomly vows to get a rainbow ray and go after a certain popular vampire character*
Denpup: *is glad she wasn't drinking anything, 'cause it would've become a fine mist and the book would've wound up covered in said mist*
derpyguy1: *derailed. Wants to know where the heck that came from*
gargoyle king billy: *admits he's watching the show because his mom's got it on*
derpyguy1: *excited again, wonders how said character would react to a wedgie of doom*
Denpup: ... Dude, fail.... *Snickering*
gargoyle king billy: *says that as soon as his mother stops holding his Gameboy hostage he's moving in with derpyguy1, so he can live in non televised bliss*
derpyguy1: *misreads and tells his friend that he's potty trained thank you very much*
Denpup: .... *facepalm*
gargoyle king billy: *fails to type for a long enough time that his away message comes up, and then finally returns to say his mom kicked him out of the room for laughing so hard, and then he snorted his drink out his nose*
derpyguy1: *mistypes because now he himself is laughing*
both guys: *DERP! at each other for about eleven lines*
Denpup: ...They're both derps.
automated message about mount Vesuvius erupting: *pops into the conversation*
gargoyle king billy: FRAG! MY HACK WORKED!
derpyguy1: ...Dude... you did that six years ago, and it's only now showing up?
Denpup: ... Fail. Not even a fail so epic that it could be a win.
derpyguy1: You are such an epic failure that your failboat is sinking.
gargoyle king billy: Yeah, well, you're my best friend, so what does that make you?
derpyguy1: Magnanimous and patient.
gargoyle king billy: No, that's *word scribbled out, note added that it's the girlfriend*
derpyguy1: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPT
sleeping friend: *moves and makes about six lines of gs and hs*
Denpup: .... Even my moments of fail aren't that epic.
gargoyle king billy: *suddenly logs out*
derpyguy1: Heeyyyyy! *snerk*
sleeping friend: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn999999999999999999999999999999ddddddddddddddddddddddssssssssssssssss
derpyguy1: *starts typing elevator music*
gargoyle king billy: *comes back on* The cat freakin' attacked my butt!
Denpup: *SNERK*
derpyguy1: Whut?
gargoyle king billy: He did this flying ninja leap and grabbed hold with all his claws, and then he bit me!
derpyguy1: And you dropped the computer???
Denpup: Ninja Kitteh knows no obstacles.
gargoyle king billy: More like threw it, and now the dog's giving me dirty looks. It fell on him.
derpyguy1: BRB drinknose!
book: *continues in this vein for the rest of that page and all of the next, but then cuts off as both guys decide to go raid their respective fridges, vowing solemnly to meet at this spot if they survive the battle*
Denpup: Derps.
Rhinox: What do you think? *comes back to take the book*
Denpup: Where'd you get it? I want a copy.
Rhinox: *chuckles* Got a pen and paper?
Denpup: *digs both out of her backpack* Yup
Rhinox: *recites an artfire store URL* She charges three dollars US an episode.
Denpup: *writes* Gotcha... *chuckles*
Rhinox: I don't read the stuff myself, but it's Spazz's favorite series. *walks over and drops the little book down toward the corner where the nest is, and then comes back*
Denpup: Ah... Gotcha....*stretches a bit*
Rhinox: *turns his attention to making sure he's got everything on his part of the bar straightened out and put away* I'll see you later. Spazz is leaving tomorrow, and I want to get some sleep tonight.
Denpup: *nods* Try not to stay awake too long....
Rhinox: I won't. *waves to her and then PINpoints away*
Nemesis: *tries to polish Denpup right off the bar*
Denpup: *Acks and skitters back, grabbing her backpack out of harm's way* Oy!
Nemesis: Hey, you're the one that told me to chase you out of the bar at around this time of night.
Denpup: That doesn't mean wipe me off the slaggin' bar, Nem! *huffs a bit, but moves to climb down the ladder*
Nemesis: *snerks* Don't let the door hit your aft on the way out.
Denpup: THRRRRPT! *puts her backpack on and heads for the doorway before vanishing in a PINflash*
((Co-written with random_xtras))