getting humped by an amish man is not fun

Oct 19, 2003 14:44

Well.. wisconsin has acutally been pretty fun! I'm suprised on how much fun im acutally having! haha. I just basically do a lot of partying! its great.. :)
Omg, i ve had some CRAZY incidents happen here! YALL HAVE to hear this. Last weekend i went to the bar with my cousin danny. I got in with my sis's i.d. (i got it back by the way :) ) but anyways.. yeah so me and my cousin were all dancin and drinkin and havin a good time then all of a sudden i see this amish guy! and im like WHAT THE HELL is an amish guy doing here in a bar?? isnt that like against their religion? seriously! Then im just like minding my own business and the amish guy comes up to me and was like hey.. and started to try to dance with me. And i was like omg.. haha so i was like what the fuck who cares, ill just mess with him.. so i started dancing all dorky with him just for a laugh, cuz honestly how many people acutally get to say, " i danced with an amish guy at the bar" so im like dancin away and im like right next to this wall.. cuz it was really crowded in there. Then all of a sudden the amish guy pushes me up against the wall and starts HUMPING me.. NO JOKE.. like full out humping me and i couldnt escape. i was like OMG OMG HELP HELP, and my cousin was just laughing her ass off. Her boyfriend was liek that is the funniest shit i have EVER seeen in my entire life. i was like thanks, glad i could entertain yall. omg it was SO SICK. he humped for like seriously forever, well it was like a minute but it felt soo long. eww.. and he had a beard which means hes married! sickass. yah, funny shit though... seriously who gets humped by an amish man in a bar! haha. but yeah ..
other than that, ive been partying nad drinkin a whole lot. Went to a little house party last night at the hottest guys house ever. ahh.. i got to wrestle with him too it was very nice haha. id ont know whats up with me and wrestling when i get drunk but its fun! haha.. i always get beat up though.. :( hah.
well im outta here!!
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