Hello, Dolly!

Jun 05, 2006 17:27

I'd like to welcome a whole bunch of new friends to my Flist. I won't list you cuz I suck like that. DUDES, YOU'RE TOO MANY! But you know who you are! :D

So yeah, I don't have an introduction post, sadly. Mostly because I'm not one to talk about myself much. I'm not that interesting. But, you know, here's three of my pet peeves. And if you don't know this about me, we shouldn't be friends!

1. I hate milk. Like I really do. I can't even begin to tell you how much. I've hated milk for as long as I could remember. I hate how white and opaque and thick it is. I honestly find it to be repulsive. The taste!? Gosh, nasty. I can't even drink hot chocolate with milk in it, because yeah ewwwww. I can't even stand it with cookies. I can eat cheese or yogurt or ice cream fine. It's the sight of milk that irks me. And you know what sucks?! When customers buy milk and I have to bag it for them and it always leeks a little and touches my hands. Ugh. I really don't like milk.

2. The phone and I are enemies. We've never been friends. Not even during childhood. I never let it play with my toys because it ruined or broke them and it always made me cry. I think it's because I was best friends with the television, so it would come distract us in the middle of a program. I don't think it ever realized that it bothered me ever the more. And from that point on, I ignored it. Sometimes I yelled at it because it wouldn't shut up. We're just not meant to be.

3. I don't understand women who insist that they love chococate. They honestly believe THEY love chocolate the most and cannot go a day without their dose. Um, pretty much EVERYONE loves chocolate. There's just something about it that makes it so irresistible. But don't go saying you need it everyday! The truth is, YOU DON'T! In fact, it's not even good for you. So stop trying to prove that your world revolves around it. Because it doesn't.

So yeah, welcome aboard! :)
OMG, I have to run right now, but like... I'll be back soon k?!

me, flist

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