Today I met the automobile god.
Yes, that semi-truck transforming robot master of warfare... Optimus Prime.
I was working on the front desk at work today signing people in and I see on this one dude's paperwork that his last name is "Optimus." And I'm thinking like, "whoah, this dude could have Optimus Prime as his personal logo.. how cool. He should get a tattoo or something." But yeah, then I look and see that his last name is, in fact, PRIME. This dudes true and legal name was Optimus Prime. I was like, "Is that.. what the... holy shit... is that really your name? Did you have it changed to that?" And he HAD had it changed to that. That's like the geekiest thing I've ever heard of!! Still though.. very cool. So yes, I met Optimus Prime today, everyone. Don't mess with me or I'll call in my good buddy the transforming war robot to blow you up. In the mean time, he's hauling fresh fruits for the Post Exchange.
I was working on the front desk at work today signing people in and I see on this one dude's paperwork that his last name is "Optimus." And I'm thinking like, "whoah, this dude could have Optimus Prime as his personal logo.. how cool. He should get a tattoo or something." But yeah, then I look and see that his last name is, in fact, PRIME. This dudes true and legal name was Optimus Prime. I was like, "Is that.. what the... holy shit... is that really your name? Did you have it changed to that?" And he HAD had it changed to that. That's like the geekiest thing I've ever heard of!! Still though.. very cool. So yes, I met Optimus Prime today, everyone. Don't mess with me or I'll call in my good buddy the transforming war robot to blow you up. In the mean time, he's hauling fresh fruits for the Post Exchange.