Yay, Top Gear's back!
You know, I quite like Richard's new hair. I miss the spikes, but I quite like the hair. You can keep it, Richard. You know, bizarrely, there's something about the hair and the necklace that makes me want to lick his neck. *coughs* Ahem.
And the new seats - *giggles*. I love the suggestion that Five's Fifth Gear torched the TG chairs. Fifth Gear, a ripoff of Top Gear? Never! And bless, James looked so comfortable in his armchair. *pets James*
Helen Mirren is gorgeous, isn't she? I mean, you look at her and think 'that woman is 62' and she's hotter than Hollywood starlets a quarter of her age. Helen Mirren, you rock. I salute you.
And Naked!James! We got Naked!James! *dies laughing* I came this close to spitting my drink out all over my keyboard.
And the new seats - *giggles*. I love the suggestion that Five's Fifth Gear torched the TG chairs. Fifth Gear, a ripoff of Top Gear? Never! And bless, James looked so comfortable in his armchair. *pets James*
Helen Mirren is gorgeous, isn't she? I mean, you look at her and think 'that woman is 62' and she's hotter than Hollywood starlets a quarter of her age. Helen Mirren, you rock. I salute you.
And Naked!James! We got Naked!James! *dies laughing* I came this close to spitting my drink out all over my keyboard.