Doctor Who...
Woo, kick-ass Martha! Saviour of Earth! But seriously now, it's been a whole year? Dude...
Oh man, I don't want the Doctor to defeat the Master. The Master is awesome! And he loves his cheesy pop! And dances real well too.
So what are the Toclafane then? Enough with the teasing!
Jack! Captain Jack! Ooh, he looks good all mucky and chained up.
Thing I'm wondering is, Torchwood takes place in the same universe as Doctor Who, right. And all this sstarted kicking off just after Jack left Torchwood. So are we going to see all this happening in Torchwood next season?
Heh. Gandalf. LOL.
Awww, is the Master worried he's killed the Doctor? Or...dude, he's turned him into Voldemort and Dobby's ugly lovechild! Ewwww...how the hell am I supposed to take that seriously?
They're people, aren't they? The Toclafane? It's the only thing that would upset the Doctor that much. They're humanity's future.
Ha! I knew it! The Toclafane are us! Ahh, that's what the paradox maguffin is for.
And another maguffin. Nice gun, Martha.
Aww, the Master with bedhair and a dressing gown. Hehehehe.
You know, Jack's been in three episodes now, and so far I can't see any earthly reason why. He's not done anything. There must be a reason why they've brought Jack back - so what is it?
Oh for God's sake. *eyeroll* I feel like I should be clapping my hands and shouting 'I do believe in fairies'.
Ooh, David Tennant and John Simm rolling around together on a clifftop. Now that I fully approve of.
Time is reversing? Oh, how convenient. A reset button.
Jack cuffing the Master...mmmm. Yum.
"You mean you're just gonna...keep me?" Yep, locked up in chains for the Doctor to play with. Double yum. "Dying in your arms." And the Doctor begging the Master to regenerate. Oh, the slash...
Can the Doctor actually wilfully NOT regenerate? Is that possible?
Oh, poor Doctor. Now that's sad. Clutching his enemy's dead body and weeping. *wibbles* And awww, giving him a nice Darth Vader funeral. Lovely.
So there was in fact no point to Jack's presence at all. Nice.
Jack's choosing to stay! With Ianto and the team! YAY!
WHERE'S OUR KISS? WHERE IS OUR KISS? NO BLOODY SALUTE, I WANT A KISS!
WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? WHATWHATWHAT? JACK IS THE FACE OF BOE? WHAT?! But that's...no way! I don't want Jack to be the Face of Boe! 'Cause that means we've seen Jack die. All alone, all those years. *wibbles* And if Jack was the Face of Boe, why did the Face of Boe never say he was Jack when he saw the Doctor? And how did his head get so big?
Martha is staying? She's not going with the Doctor? What?
Oh, good for you, Martha. Good for you! Rose could never have done that. Bravo, Martha. But I must admit, I didn't expect that. But she'll be back right? I heard she wasn't in the Christmas special, hence leaving here, but she'll be back, right?
Who was that woman? Was that, what's her name, red dress woman, Lucy?
Uhhh, the Titanic? What? WHAT?
So I was...ummm, a bit disappointed. That was just...yeah. Darn. I liked the last ten minutes though.
Oh man, I don't want the Doctor to defeat the Master. The Master is awesome! And he loves his cheesy pop! And dances real well too.
So what are the Toclafane then? Enough with the teasing!
Jack! Captain Jack! Ooh, he looks good all mucky and chained up.
Thing I'm wondering is, Torchwood takes place in the same universe as Doctor Who, right. And all this sstarted kicking off just after Jack left Torchwood. So are we going to see all this happening in Torchwood next season?
Heh. Gandalf. LOL.
Awww, is the Master worried he's killed the Doctor? Or...dude, he's turned him into Voldemort and Dobby's ugly lovechild! Ewwww...how the hell am I supposed to take that seriously?
They're people, aren't they? The Toclafane? It's the only thing that would upset the Doctor that much. They're humanity's future.
Ha! I knew it! The Toclafane are us! Ahh, that's what the paradox maguffin is for.
And another maguffin. Nice gun, Martha.
Aww, the Master with bedhair and a dressing gown. Hehehehe.
You know, Jack's been in three episodes now, and so far I can't see any earthly reason why. He's not done anything. There must be a reason why they've brought Jack back - so what is it?
Oh for God's sake. *eyeroll* I feel like I should be clapping my hands and shouting 'I do believe in fairies'.
Ooh, David Tennant and John Simm rolling around together on a clifftop. Now that I fully approve of.
Time is reversing? Oh, how convenient. A reset button.
Jack cuffing the Master...mmmm. Yum.
"You mean you're just gonna...keep me?" Yep, locked up in chains for the Doctor to play with. Double yum. "Dying in your arms." And the Doctor begging the Master to regenerate. Oh, the slash...
Can the Doctor actually wilfully NOT regenerate? Is that possible?
Oh, poor Doctor. Now that's sad. Clutching his enemy's dead body and weeping. *wibbles* And awww, giving him a nice Darth Vader funeral. Lovely.
So there was in fact no point to Jack's presence at all. Nice.
Jack's choosing to stay! With Ianto and the team! YAY!
WHERE'S OUR KISS? WHERE IS OUR KISS? NO BLOODY SALUTE, I WANT A KISS!
WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? WHATWHATWHAT? JACK IS THE FACE OF BOE? WHAT?! But that's...no way! I don't want Jack to be the Face of Boe! 'Cause that means we've seen Jack die. All alone, all those years. *wibbles* And if Jack was the Face of Boe, why did the Face of Boe never say he was Jack when he saw the Doctor? And how did his head get so big?
Martha is staying? She's not going with the Doctor? What?
Oh, good for you, Martha. Good for you! Rose could never have done that. Bravo, Martha. But I must admit, I didn't expect that. But she'll be back right? I heard she wasn't in the Christmas special, hence leaving here, but she'll be back, right?
Who was that woman? Was that, what's her name, red dress woman, Lucy?
Uhhh, the Titanic? What? WHAT?
So I was...ummm, a bit disappointed. That was just...yeah. Darn. I liked the last ten minutes though.