"The Master is Prime Minister of Great Britain." Hehehe. Can't be any worse than Tony Blair.
Aww, Jack was trying to call Torchwood! Ianto will be missing you, Jack!
Sharon Osbourne, McFly and Anne Widdecombe. Dear God, I wouldn't vote for anyone that lot were voting for.
But I thought Harriet Jones was supposed to preside over a Golden Age. The Doctor said so. If the Doctor brought her down because of the Sycorax thing did he change history? Is he allowed to do that? He always moans about his companions doing that! Poor Harriet.
John Simm can be so damn creepy when he chooses to be. Love him.
Somehow seeing the Doctor in a car is just wrong. He's not a car person.
The Doctor and the Master are so gay, aren't they? "I'm here" and then that shaky little "Doctor". So gay. Just kiss and make up already! No need to drag Earth into your lovers' tiff. And "all we've got is each other". So very gay.
"Ooh, you public menace." *giggles* Give him an ASBO!
The Master watches the Teletubbies? Oh dear Lord...
"Thought he was gonna say he was your secret brother or something." "You've been watching too much TV." LOL! Now that wasn't aimed at the fan boys and girls!
Jack rebuilt Torchwood? So that little band, that's all that's left of Torchwood?
"It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist." Oh, poor Jack and Martha. Bonding over their shared unreciprocated passion.
Oh, what a lovely stereotypical view of a bullying, arrogant American president. RTD, I thought better of you.
A paradox machine. Dun-dun-DUN! Uhh, what's a paradox machine?
John Simm is having WAY too much fun with this.
"Laser screwdriver - who'd have sonic? And the good thing is he's not dead for long. I get to kill him again!" LOL
Eeek. What has he done to the Doctor? Ooh. Not a good look, Doctor.
So the end of the world has a catchy soundtrack. Cool.
Okay, why'd Martha teleport down to Earth? What was the point of that?
That was a bit...underwhelming really, after the end of last week's episode. Maybe this is all just exposition and build-up for the real action next week. At least, I hope so.