I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

[denorios]

Ah, Aunt Flo. How nice to see you again. I have so missed the hot flushes, the insomnia, the outbreak of spots, the insatiable hunger for ALL THE FOODs, the cramps, the back ache and tense muscles.

All the more so since it was barely three weeks since your last visit! You're early and unexpected! How delightful. Really, you shouldn't have.

No. Really. You shouldn't have.