Last night, I rode my bike to the sculpture park to shoot a time lapse (link below). As I was rolling into the park, I was chased down by a guard on a bike. I stopped, and knew what he was going to say. You're not really going to say that, are you? And I could tell he was thinking Man, do I really have to say this?
"There's no bike riding in the park, sir."
He took my laughter really well.