we're all made of stars

[dennycrane]

Channel-surfing. It's what normal people do when they're bored.

I'm intrigued by Star Trek. Original, of course.

Captain Kirk. Fascinating man.

Can't let Schmidt catch me watching TV.

Denny Crane.

Comments

[shirley_schmidt]

You do know that we no longer receive X-rated channels in the office, don't you?

[dennycrane]

Well, who made that decision?

[shirley_schmidt]

Schmidt. You've not forgotten my name too, have you?

[dennycrane]

On occasion, I've had the urge to call you Murphey.

[shirley_schmidt]

That would be like me imagining you as the Captain of a star ship. Only I'm not insane, so I don't entertain those sort of thoughts.

You can call me Boss if you'd like.

[dennycrane]

Denny Crane doesn't have a boss. Ahem. Denny Crane is boss. Infuriating woman.

You could call me Captain.

[shirley_schmidt]

*smiles* But *whispers* Denny Crane works so well already.

*turns and walks away*