IS YOUR NAME HERE?
This started when around Lunch time today, when Zia was chatting with me and the girls. And after a while, I started writing them on the board. Then more people came in, and laughingly told me their other ideas until we formed like, 28 or 27 stuffs like this. Haha. So funny.
Some of them sort of have an inside joke, so, yeah. You might not get it. Haha.
No offense was intended in the making of these captions. So if you see your name, don’t take it personal. Don’t be a spoilsport, orayt?
PG-13 LANGUAGE! :>
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Dalin mo ako sa dilim, Zia Lim.
Bakit ka nabuntis, Jervis?
Lalaki ka ba, Carlo Atienza? (We love you sir!)
Magbigay ka ng payo, Audrei Benipayo.
Dalhin mo ako sa may unan, Denise Fuderanan.
Bading ka ba, Adriane Vergara?
Yun na yun, Macky Asuncion!
Dalhin mo ako sa langit, Kenneth Salanggit. (I don’t even know him! HAHA.)
Mahilig ka ba sa Hello Kitty, Audrey Rebusi?
Baka gusto mong mag sipilyo, Angelo Castillo.
Mukha kang tanga, Allen Lumanta.
Bakit ang dami mong galos, John Raymon Aguilos?
Kamukha mo lolo ko, Raniel San Pablo.
Mukha kang pating, Shermae Ting.
Isa kang b*bo, Vergil Ruaro. (Too offensive, blame Jervis. Haha.)
Nagtitinda ka ba ng alahas, Isabella Palaganas?
Pwede ka ng maging tita, Patrick Sta. Rita.
Isang bala ka lang, Joanna Sangalang.
Abby Co, alam mo ba ikaw ang mahal ko?
Eto na to, Charlene Nonato.
Yes! Yes! Eri/Jason Reyes!
Mamigay ka nga ng oreo, Anna Del Rosario!
Nasarapan ka ba sa tinola, Paige Ranola?
Kumakain ka ba ng potchero, Patricia Montero?
Gusto mo ba ng togue, Shanica Sollegue?
Shige lang ng shige, Paul Derige! (Inside joke. LOL. Shige. HAHAHAHA.)
Mataba ka talaga, Jervis Cudia. :P
This one really stung:
Sana di ka nalang pumunta ng US, Carl Flores. :(
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Credits to:
Zia Lim
Patty Montero
Abby Co
Joey Sangalang
Francis Gozar
Jason Reyes
Anna Del Rosario
Eeerrrr. Who else helped in this? HAHA. :DD
And, like I said, we aren’t trying to offend anyone. I mean, we made fun of ourselves as well. So, yeah. Hopefully there won’t be any misunderstandings. :)