Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I put money in
roughtrade4ad's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I gave
jakew2989 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I gave
righbred a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I bought porn for
badpoodles (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-19 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Denise1987