You've GOT to be kidding me...
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Hair - Hair is to be clean and neatly groomed. Unkept hair, outrageous, or extreme hair hair styles are not permitted. Hair coloring must be conservative. Wigs may be worn but must conform to hair style policy.
Women: (Yada yada, who cares)
Men: Hair must be combed, neatly trimmed and not extend over the shirt collar. (No ponytails, no clips, bands, scarves, etc. are permitted.) Side burns will not extend more than 1/2 inch below the earlobe. Except where medical reasons would otherwise require, face must be cleanly shaven; HOWEVER, a neatly-trimmed mustache is permitted. A mustache should be trimmed in an even manner and not extend more than 1/4 inch below, or 1/4 horizontally beyond the ends of the upper lip. The face portion between the mustache and sideburns must be cleanly shaven.
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1/2 inch * horizontal distance between mustache and sideburns / off chance that you have long cheeks = ...r0x0rz.
Hair - Hair is to be clean and neatly groomed. Unkept hair, outrageous, or extreme hair hair styles are not permitted. Hair coloring must be conservative. Wigs may be worn but must conform to hair style policy.
Women: (Yada yada, who cares)
Men: Hair must be combed, neatly trimmed and not extend over the shirt collar. (No ponytails, no clips, bands, scarves, etc. are permitted.) Side burns will not extend more than 1/2 inch below the earlobe. Except where medical reasons would otherwise require, face must be cleanly shaven; HOWEVER, a neatly-trimmed mustache is permitted. A mustache should be trimmed in an even manner and not extend more than 1/4 inch below, or 1/4 horizontally beyond the ends of the upper lip. The face portion between the mustache and sideburns must be cleanly shaven.
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1/2 inch * horizontal distance between mustache and sideburns / off chance that you have long cheeks = ...r0x0rz.