Dec 17, 2011 06:43
as you may know, i have Plans To Take Over The World. [I also have Plans To Help Others Take Over The World - per contract, i can continue my own quest for World Domination and Imposement of Sanity, so long as A) i continue to aid said Others, and B) should My Plan be the one to succeed, said Others are given posts in My New Sane World Government that are equal to the post offered me if they succeed with their Plan and install their New Sane World Government. or: whoever gets there first makes sure it happens and rewards all who worked toward a New Sane World Government]
anyway, i'm often REALLY goofy [i mean, just read that first paragraph! i'm a 34-y-o halfbreed Cherokee stuck in a wheelchair with both physical and mental chronic illnesses - i'm going to take over the world? REALLY?]
goofy. about a year and a half ago, i sent my dad an email, and my sig was this:
Elizabeth Barnett, LTG
COCOM Liztopia Army Central
Liztopia 7th Army
my dad, of course, answered the email. he answered it from work, on his work email, and replaced his auto-sig [the one he's required to use on all State-business, so it shows up on EVERY email. he's allowed to send personal email, though not a LOT of it, it wasn't THAT it was a personal email, it was the auto-sig replacement] with:
Barney Barnett, Supreme Commander
82 Airborne Combat Programming Squadron
Liztopia 1st Air Force
SEE? GENETICS!
aitotw