I would not have predicted this...

[den_down_unda]

So the campaign has taken an interesting turn. You know I represent a certain voice of the electorate. Many of you probably think it's an imaginary voice that tells people to kill and kill again. You may be right, but I think it's a voice that needs to be heard, and that's why I want to run for President.

This makes me think my campaign might not be necessary. I'm not dropping out. (How can I? I haven't really dropped in yet.) But feel it's important that I level with both my supporters. In the end, I may have to throw my support behind this fine American. I hope you're okay with that.