Wait, wasn't that Rumsfeld's job?

[den_down_unda]

Haven't talked much about the campaign lately, since I've long since lost my vote to Senator Obama (though I did pick up my Mom's). I did come up with a campaign pledge that I'd like to share, though. I am elected president, mine will be the first Administration to feature a Cabinet-level Secretary of Mayhem.

The Secretary of Mayhem will work closely with the Secretary of Beer (duh!) to coordinate beer-fueled mayhem throughout the world. The Secretary of Defense will supply the pies.