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So here we go: my sister's wedding...before, during, after, now.
Before: So we had the rehursal at the church which actually was pretty entertaining just because there were silly mix ups that we sorted out. Plus, Pastor Sue, threatened us. Who knew that pastors could take such agressive action? We all got a, "Now, I've never had to enforce this rule in the past, BUT if there is ANY alcohol on your breath you will NOT be allowed in the wedding party." Which makes sence, but we were all like, "OH, we'd better start drinking earlier then, eh?" This is actually a lie, but Andy's brother did make a comment something to that affect but he was of course kidding.
So we get home after a dinner of tender, juicy ribs and melt in your mouth cream puffs and eclairs at Andy's parents house. That all went well except for the rib that Mandie dropped on my white skirt. Thankfully, she cooperated quite well when I forced her at butter knife point to slave over the poor stain in my skirt. I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that it is once again back to sparkling white. We all stayed the night at Mandie and Corey's because we had to get up at six. This making it very unwise of us to lay around and giggle and snuggle on the couch bed until midnight when we split of. Me sleeping with my sister. Mandie and Corey in their own room. It was rather unfortunate that WE COULDN'T SLEEP! Each for our own reasons which are unknown to probably the both of us. Next morning was full of the 6 o'clock alarm and peach cobbler which my mom had made that was incredibly delicious.
WE were dressing jaina when we looked at the white thong she had picked out to wear. the reason she picked it out was because it said "I love you." Sadly it happened to say "I love YUO" on an 18 dollar string that people place up their asses. Going to the bathroom: now this was a chore. It took four people to take Jaina to the bathroom! One to hold up the front side. One to hold up the back. One(me) to pull down her underwear which were embeded in her butt crack. So we were in this handicapped stall, right? You'd think that the TP would be right next to the toilet...but oh no, it was all the way acrossed. What kind of mother fucking idiot does that? It worked out fine for us because we have working limbs but do they expect the handicapped person to hop back in their wheelchair to go wipe? It was just way to silly and we had to make fun of it. So we had tons of make up and our dresses were sinched up so that we all looked consiterabley skinnier that normal but this was well recieved.
I think this has gotten way too long.
Thus...I might tell of the domino effect of crying that I started in the wedding party, the get away vehicle (which you will never get at your wedding), the drunken familys at the reception, and what we plan to do to Jaina's car which will be waiting for her return.
Before: So we had the rehursal at the church which actually was pretty entertaining just because there were silly mix ups that we sorted out. Plus, Pastor Sue, threatened us. Who knew that pastors could take such agressive action? We all got a, "Now, I've never had to enforce this rule in the past, BUT if there is ANY alcohol on your breath you will NOT be allowed in the wedding party." Which makes sence, but we were all like, "OH, we'd better start drinking earlier then, eh?" This is actually a lie, but Andy's brother did make a comment something to that affect but he was of course kidding.
So we get home after a dinner of tender, juicy ribs and melt in your mouth cream puffs and eclairs at Andy's parents house. That all went well except for the rib that Mandie dropped on my white skirt. Thankfully, she cooperated quite well when I forced her at butter knife point to slave over the poor stain in my skirt. I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that it is once again back to sparkling white. We all stayed the night at Mandie and Corey's because we had to get up at six. This making it very unwise of us to lay around and giggle and snuggle on the couch bed until midnight when we split of. Me sleeping with my sister. Mandie and Corey in their own room. It was rather unfortunate that WE COULDN'T SLEEP! Each for our own reasons which are unknown to probably the both of us. Next morning was full of the 6 o'clock alarm and peach cobbler which my mom had made that was incredibly delicious.
WE were dressing jaina when we looked at the white thong she had picked out to wear. the reason she picked it out was because it said "I love you." Sadly it happened to say "I love YUO" on an 18 dollar string that people place up their asses. Going to the bathroom: now this was a chore. It took four people to take Jaina to the bathroom! One to hold up the front side. One to hold up the back. One(me) to pull down her underwear which were embeded in her butt crack. So we were in this handicapped stall, right? You'd think that the TP would be right next to the toilet...but oh no, it was all the way acrossed. What kind of mother fucking idiot does that? It worked out fine for us because we have working limbs but do they expect the handicapped person to hop back in their wheelchair to go wipe? It was just way to silly and we had to make fun of it. So we had tons of make up and our dresses were sinched up so that we all looked consiterabley skinnier that normal but this was well recieved.
I think this has gotten way too long.
Thus...I might tell of the domino effect of crying that I started in the wedding party, the get away vehicle (which you will never get at your wedding), the drunken familys at the reception, and what we plan to do to Jaina's car which will be waiting for her return.