Sep 29, 2009 00:43
To the people next door,
Please experiment with noise levels to approximate the thickness of the walls and their ability to insulate sound
Please note the aurally penetrative properties of your bedsprings
Please put two and two together
If my mind is simply in the gutter, kindly do not jump up and down on your bed at an alarming rate while I try to do my reading. It is most distracting.
Alternatively, plan to do so at 4 AM, when I am most likely to be asleep.
If I'm right, and you cannot comply with aforementioned conditions, ABSTAIN, DAMNIT.
Or use the floor.
Disgruntlement,
Your neighbour