"Put an X next to things that are true or that you've never done, and a _ next to things that you have done or that are false. When you get to the end, add your own 'I never.'"
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO EUROPE
(X) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAMAICA
(X) I NEVER PLAYED AN ORGANIZED SPORT
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD GOOD ORAL SEX
(X) I NEVER CAUGHT MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD PHONE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX MORE THAN 4 TIMES IN A WEEK
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A TRAIN
(_) I NEVER LIKED MYSELF
(_) I NEVER LOVED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
Yeah. Aren't I special?