I can't even begin to count the number of times someone has asked to to fix their computer because they managed to get a "virus" on it. Not so coincidentally they are always the type of person who seems to think that any kind of problem on their computer is virus related or some malicious chinaman attempting to hack into their personal laptop and steal their oh-so-valuable photos of 'Lucky', their pet dog.
Being the nice guy i am, i agree to sort out this peon's little technical problem. I turn on their computer, open up explorer and see this:
This is the point where i turn around, and drop kick said person out of the window and throw the computer out after them hoping if the fall didn't kill them, a computer to the head will.
If you're going to be surfing the internet, don't click on every stupid advertisement that pops up you fuckwit.
Just so you assholes won't bother me with stuff like this again i demand that everyone downloads and uses
AdAware,
SpyBot, or
AVG.
And if you're really lazy you can get a free online virus and spyware scan from
Trend Micro.
If all else fails, press that big button on the front of your computer and go outside.