Chav is not a fucking word.

[demostheness]

Why the fuck are they putting slang words in the English dictionary? "Chav" was literally a word that sprang out of nowhere and within a year it was picked up and actually included in the Oxford dictionary as a real word. No, It's not a real fucking word. It originates from a few London fuck sticks who thought they'd come up with a new derogatory term for bigger fuck sticks. Any shit stick with a gaping hole in their face can come up with a new word and apply a meaning to it. If the so called educated higher powers think that moronic pop culture and "in words" should be officially put into the English language just so they can look "cool" and "with it", then they can lick my balls. It's shit like this that makes me wonder whether if god forbid, i ever have any children i'll ever be able smack some fucking sense into the kid before they're turned into yet another dipshit who falls into any of a myriad of categories who all deserve my foot in their teeth since i am that much more awesome. In fact i'll make my own word up right now.

Quzzbuxor n. (a) Refering to an individual who uses popular buzz words which actually don't mean anything but everyone else says it so they have to in order to fit in; You're such a Q. = You're an idiot who deserves their face to be smashed in.

Now i want everyone to start using this infinitely more awesome word so that it gets put into the Dictionary.