HColleen made me do it!
That's right! It's not the hat's fault!
....It's completely hcolleen's . We're having an epic battle of short fics.
Okay, so the prompt was Hat Porn and had to be exactly 55 words.
The first place that I went was to Hogwarts and the Sorting hat....but I decided that was going to be weird. So I went here:
"What?"
"You heard me."
"I'm not wearing that."
Hiei yelled out as the fox tackled him. "There." Kurama stepped back revealing the fire demon in a crooked hat with large, floppy ears.
Yusuke, passing their room, paused. His grin matched Kurama's. "Hat fetish?"
The fox only shut the door and advanced once more towards Hiei.
But, then hcolleen gave me a link, since she doesn't give prompts she hasn't done herself. And by hat porn, she meant porn between hats....
So we're back to the Sorting hat. Only, I'm doing things a...little differently.
Draco shuddered beneath the brim of the Sorting Hat, pleasure sweeping through him. The hat chuckled, caressing the edges of his most heated memories. Draco cried out as he suddenly felt the touch of his lover on him, the heat of being entered. He was being raped by his own memories.
And he wasn't resisting.
Yay! I can do 55 words! And there's your proof (and I ain't never doing it again because it's way too painful!)
....It's completely hcolleen's . We're having an epic battle of short fics.
Okay, so the prompt was Hat Porn and had to be exactly 55 words.
The first place that I went was to Hogwarts and the Sorting hat....but I decided that was going to be weird. So I went here:
"What?"
"You heard me."
"I'm not wearing that."
Hiei yelled out as the fox tackled him. "There." Kurama stepped back revealing the fire demon in a crooked hat with large, floppy ears.
Yusuke, passing their room, paused. His grin matched Kurama's. "Hat fetish?"
The fox only shut the door and advanced once more towards Hiei.
But, then hcolleen gave me a link, since she doesn't give prompts she hasn't done herself. And by hat porn, she meant porn between hats....
So we're back to the Sorting hat. Only, I'm doing things a...little differently.
Draco shuddered beneath the brim of the Sorting Hat, pleasure sweeping through him. The hat chuckled, caressing the edges of his most heated memories. Draco cried out as he suddenly felt the touch of his lover on him, the heat of being entered. He was being raped by his own memories.
And he wasn't resisting.
Yay! I can do 55 words! And there's your proof (and I ain't never doing it again because it's way too painful!)