So my paper is late and i needed an excuse

[demonswhore]

I got drunk and stowed aboard an airplane. When I was discovered I refused to talk to the authorities. They decided that I looked French so they sent be on a plane there. When I arrived in France, I ran all the way to Monaco and put my last 5$ on roulette. Of course I lost so I instead pretended my finger was a gun and robbed a casino patron of enough money to pay for my return to Winnipeg. After I came back home I realized that I had left my paper on the Air France flight, stashed under a seat. I immediately called the French Embassy and they are having ' top men ' escort the finished paper all the way to you office door by Friday. I expect them to be heavily armed so do not be surprised if they are.

thanks for the understanding

merci

Robley "