[So here's Zelos just chillin' in Espoir with a beautiful background behind him, but not more beautiful than HIM, of course. He clears his throat and does a little hair flip before he speaks.]
Ladies of Somarium~! ♥
It has come to my attention that some of you ladies are new to Somarium and don't know their way around. So I, Zelos Wilder, the sexiest man in Somarium, will be more than happy to--
[Behind Zelos comes
this face and said face's hand grabs a certain someone's bottom that makes him...]
AH!!!
[Oh and the scream TOTALLY wasn't a little girly. Mille scared the shit out of Zelos and shocked him to the point that he dropped the dreamberry.]