☆ DREAM ( 001 )

[demonspear]

Warnings: None. You'll find it amusing though :)
Dream effects: None but makes you wanna facepalm

Comments

[lethal_smile]

[Hakkai stares at the screen for a minute.]

I suppose it's normal to fantasize about things that will never come true.

[demonspear]

What are you talking about? That's how it happened! ♥

[lethal_smile]

[Okay, now you're getting laughed at.]

Lying is bad, you know~

[demonspear]

I'm not lying! I saved the world with my awesome power and awesomeness!

[lethal_smile]

I'm sorry, but that dream was completely unrealistic. It has all the hallmark traits of a self-indulgent fantasy, excessive praise, hero-worship... and there's absolutely no reason at all for those women to be attracted to you.

[demonspear]

What, are you blind?

[lethal_smile]

I'm sorry. I suppose I should've been more polite, since we're strangers.

My name Hakkai. It's nice to meet you...?

[demonspear]

What, more polite with insulting me?

[lethal_smile]

Is that what you want?

I wasn't going to make any more negative comments, but I suppose I could insult you more politely if you'd like.

[demonspear]

[Have a sigh.]

Okay, so you're blind and your dense.

[lethal_smile]

I'm sorry, I really was only teasing.

You remind me of a very dear friend who, unfortunately, is not here anymore.

[demonspear]

Hmph.

Well they must have been pretty awesome if they're like me. ♥

[lethal_smile]

He was a kind and charming man with long, red hair and an insatiable attraction to women~♥

He also used some of the most horrible pick-up lines imaginable. You really are a lot like him.

[demonspear]

I'll consider that a compliment. [You're slowly getting to his good side now, Hakkai ♥]

[lethal_smile]

His name was Sha Gojyo, and he was my roommate for several years.

[And Hakkai was very fond of him... maybe a little too fond.]

[demonspear]

So what happened to him?