The Girlfriend Application

[demonscars]

I remember there was a meme thing a long time ago that was something like this. Anyway I'm bored so I made this up. If you too are bored feel free to fill it out and leave it as a comment or mail it to: demonscars@nyc.rr.com, feel free to answer as seriously or non-seriously as you'd like.

Application for girlfriend status:

1. What is your name?
2. How old are you?
3. How tall are you?
4. How much do you weigh?
5. Where do you live?
6. What is your job?
7. Do you play any instruments?
8. Are you crazy?
9. Do you smoke?
10. What are your favorite beverages? 1 alcoholic and 1 non (unless you don't drink):
11. If you already know me what do you like about me?
12. Why are you filling this out?
13. If you could choose to make me dress any way you wanted how would you?
14. What would you say your favorite movie is?
15. What would you say your favorite tv show is?
16. How much do you like drummers?
17. What's the sexiest outfit you own?
18. How many guys have you had sex with?
19. How many girls have you had sex with?
20. What is your favorite non-intercourse sexual act?
21. What is your least favorite non-intercourse sexual act?
22. What is your idea of a fun date?
23. Are you currently or have you ever been affiliated with the communist party?
24. If you had to compare yourself look-wise to any celebrity who would it be?
25. What is your favorite band?
26. Are you a vegetarian or vegan?
27. What would you describe your style of dress as?
28. Favorite sexual position?
29. Name a band you really love:
30. What's wrong with me?
Finally please attach a picture or a link to a picture of yourself.

Thank you for filling that out. We will get back to you shortly on whether you could be a candidate or not.