sorry to anyone i may have offended!
HEAVY METAL: this is jonis
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
dragon, drinks
some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: now this is defo psychomama
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: sorry rev_j but i reckon youd be like this lol m
The
protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves
the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
TRASH METAL: dj_matt
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: vonheath im sorry about this one but it was either you or ming_the_twat
The
protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes
and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from
all the
dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: uber_cyborg doing it back the and no doubt still doing it now xxxx
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: rivetmike i imagibne you being quite german about all this, no bullshit heh heh
The
protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her,
then leaves
BLACK METAL: ejectorhead this is so you knut!
The protagonist arrives at midnight,
kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then
sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing
her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL: this one is so defo me heh heh!
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks
the
carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the
last time
DOOM METAL: ming_the_twat sorry but on a bad day or an unsucsessful night at sin city heh heh
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon
and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESIVE METAL: dystrophy well dan you were the only person i could think of in a abnd (jesus i need to get more talented friends lol) xx
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and
plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the
protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all
the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess
escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM
METAL: and id say this one is a toss up between sethtoledo and johna_curtis
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: this would defo be the_devilsbitch
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
dragon, drinks
some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: now this is defo psychomama
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: sorry rev_j but i reckon youd be like this lol m
The
protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves
the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
TRASH METAL: dj_matt
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: vonheath im sorry about this one but it was either you or ming_the_twat
The
protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes
and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from
all the
dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: uber_cyborg doing it back the and no doubt still doing it now xxxx
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: rivetmike i imagibne you being quite german about all this, no bullshit heh heh
The
protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her,
then leaves
BLACK METAL: ejectorhead this is so you knut!
The protagonist arrives at midnight,
kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then
sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing
her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL: this one is so defo me heh heh!
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks
the
carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the
last time
DOOM METAL: ming_the_twat sorry but on a bad day or an unsucsessful night at sin city heh heh
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon
and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESIVE METAL: dystrophy well dan you were the only person i could think of in a abnd (jesus i need to get more talented friends lol) xx
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and
plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the
protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all
the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess
escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM
METAL: and id say this one is a toss up between sethtoledo and johna_curtis
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: this would defo be the_devilsbitch
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.