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Feb 14, 2006 00:43

Dear reader,

So, life has an odd way of looking down upon people. The philosophy of life is all found through simple mathematics. How can we figure out if our life will go well? Well, it's simple.

F; Fate
T; Tribulations along the way--major, not simple things like your tire blows out
D; Defects

D(2F) = T (if parent comits suicide or is murdered, add 1 for each parent/relative who died that way)

D is defects, drinking, smoking and so on. So, you drink a lot; that's one. You drink and smoke, that's two. Let's go with all the "sins" which you haven't retributed or confessed yet. Stabbing someone and not telling someone about it. Okay, now sub in the numbers. The '2' in fate is for the number of ways things can go "Good" or "Bad." So, 2*2 because you have four total choices. Good, Bad, Pure, Evil--good and bad are simple, pure and evil are also factored in. A brutal killing = evil, saving a life = pure, helping a lady cross the street = good, beating up a guy for no reason = bad; simple. Now, for T you have to just factor in how many troubles you will have, these troubles will be. Now, by troubles I mean huge troubles. I won't take into consideration parents/family dying since that is a part of life--now if they are murdered or comit suicide, then that is a different story. So mine would be, like:

3(4)+(1) = T
13 = T

So, in my life I will have 13 problems--huge. Let's take the average joe.

1(4) = T
4 = T

Okay, that's amazing, doing only one bad thing, now, let's take a serial rapist, pot head, drunkard who not only killed a child and harmed fellow friends, but also lied in church.

6(4) = T
24 = T

Twenty-four problems. . . makes sense, let's see how it will go. Troubled childhood, abuse from parent, loss of loved one(s). Getting in trouble for killing someone, getting sent to jail for life, and probably getting even more shit in jail. This is excusing the trials, their teen-years and their adulter years. Let's take the best of the best person.

0(4) = T
0 = T

Zero troubles. . . is that possible? Let's see, if you don't drink you have more emotional stability--generally. Not smoking or drinking saves money--this is a sure fire way to hit it rich. Losing a girlfriend, no problem, losing a parent--excused for reasons stated earlier.

x.o; This is either really huge, or me just being a complete and useless moron. Well, tell me what you think, people. I think it's a bunch of shit now that I look at it, but it doesn't seem half incorrect, either.

Sincerely,

Ryokushin Ikari Yuroshima
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