Getting into fistfights with Matt Damon on a regular basis
So Saturday night I had a bizarre dream. I dreamt I was at a party at a movie studio. The party was being held at a studio because some director (I can't remember who) was going to film a scene during the party, with us actually drinking and getttin' down in the background, that way he could charge all the money spent on liquor and stuff to the film's budget. Yeah.
So there I was chit-chatting with Matt Damon (apparently we already knew each other) talking about how we haven't seen one another since The Bourne Identity, when Rachael and Matt's wife, who were talking and drinking together, get into this argument across the room. His wife gives Rachael a push, at which point Rachael winds back and clocks the bitch right in her nose. They keep fighting (or it was more like Rachael was delivering the smack-down), and Matt runs over and gives her a very forceful shove back into a large group of people and starts cussing her out. Which is where I join the fray and proceed to knock him all over the room. Then I woke up.
I had almost the exact same dream last night with two differences: A) The party was in someone's backyard with a pool, and B) It was Bianca who got into a fight with his wife, although Rachael was there again as well
This recurring dream has taught me two valuable things.
1. Never fuck with an Adidas woman when she's been drinking. She ain't playing. Tick her off and she will LAY YOU OUT.
2. I am one day destined to meet Matt Damon and beat his ass. I look forward to it.
So there I was chit-chatting with Matt Damon (apparently we already knew each other) talking about how we haven't seen one another since The Bourne Identity, when Rachael and Matt's wife, who were talking and drinking together, get into this argument across the room. His wife gives Rachael a push, at which point Rachael winds back and clocks the bitch right in her nose. They keep fighting (or it was more like Rachael was delivering the smack-down), and Matt runs over and gives her a very forceful shove back into a large group of people and starts cussing her out. Which is where I join the fray and proceed to knock him all over the room. Then I woke up.
I had almost the exact same dream last night with two differences: A) The party was in someone's backyard with a pool, and B) It was Bianca who got into a fight with his wife, although Rachael was there again as well
This recurring dream has taught me two valuable things.
1. Never fuck with an Adidas woman when she's been drinking. She ain't playing. Tick her off and she will LAY YOU OUT.
2. I am one day destined to meet Matt Damon and beat his ass. I look forward to it.