"You don't even need a plate"??

[demonrapunzel]

I present to you some of the lyrics for "Woohoo" from Christina's new album:

You know you really wanna (hey)
Wanna taste my (woohoo)
You know you wanna get a peek
Wanna see my (woohoo)
You know you wanna put your lips
Where my hips are (woohoo)
Kiss all my (woohoo)
All over my (woohoo)

All the boys think it's cake
When they taste my (woohoo)
You don't even need a plate
Just your face, ha (woohoo)
Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)
What a great guy (woohoo)

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

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PS I would like Kate Micucci's hair (the one on the left. Garfunkel.)