5 Things
1. I think that a lot many most professional makeup artists/estheticians are dumb. Why do you think that is? Are cosmetics just kind of a frivolous thing, and draw essentially frivolous people? The girls in my classes don't seem to have any layers. Most of the YouTubers I watch are pretty stupid, too (from JulieG, during the Golden Globes - "What's with the pink and white ribbons that everyone's wearing? Anyone know?" Um, HAITI?? Before asking a question like that, wouldn't you think back to what tragic things have happened recently?). It's totally depressing, man.
2. I refuse to get a Twitter account, but I enjoy following Weird Al, Kevin Smith and Cracked. My sense of humour is that of a 14-year-old boy's.
3. Speaking of Kevin Smith, I do not want to see Cop Out. It looks like a sillier, not-as-funny version of 48 Hours.
4. I hate toilet paper that's not the jumbo double-roll. I live with a boy! Boys are constantly stinking up the bathroom with their atomic poops and then using up all the paper in one go, and single rolls do not suffice. I have to change the motherfucker like every other damn day.
5. Man, being of East Indian descent sucks sometimes. We are SO HAIRY. I'm sitting here waxing my whole face because of my incredble man-sideburns. This is why I don't like makeup artists to work on me, personally - they'll see my face up close and start thinking I'm actually a dude.
6. I need to bring a model with me for my final exam in eyebrows. Does anyone want to get their eyebrows waxed on February 10th? You would need to meet me at Bay station for around 5:30pm that night. Let me know!
2. I refuse to get a Twitter account, but I enjoy following Weird Al, Kevin Smith and Cracked. My sense of humour is that of a 14-year-old boy's.
3. Speaking of Kevin Smith, I do not want to see Cop Out. It looks like a sillier, not-as-funny version of 48 Hours.
4. I hate toilet paper that's not the jumbo double-roll. I live with a boy! Boys are constantly stinking up the bathroom with their atomic poops and then using up all the paper in one go, and single rolls do not suffice. I have to change the motherfucker like every other damn day.
5. Man, being of East Indian descent sucks sometimes. We are SO HAIRY. I'm sitting here waxing my whole face because of my incredble man-sideburns. This is why I don't like makeup artists to work on me, personally - they'll see my face up close and start thinking I'm actually a dude.
6. I need to bring a model with me for my final exam in eyebrows. Does anyone want to get their eyebrows waxed on February 10th? You would need to meet me at Bay station for around 5:30pm that night. Let me know!