Boys Wanna Be Her by paperclipbitch
Clint/Natasha, bodyswap, rated: explict
He finds Natasha in the kitchen, eating an absolutely giant sandwich with every sign of enjoyment while Steve stands at the cooker, flipping pancakes.
“Hey,” Nat says when Clint looks from her to her quadruple layered snack, “it’s not your dress size the internet is scrutinising.”
Clint sighs, swiping a bottle of water from the fridge. “You let that shit get to you?”
Natasha rolls her eyes. “Half my job relies on my appearance,” she replies. “And, well, I work in a catsuit a lot of the time.”
Clint nods, gulping down the bottle and then shrugging: “my back hurts. Who knew boobs were so awkward?”
Steve makes a quiet choking sound.
Natasha narrows her eyes and then says: “you went for the pretty bras, didn’t you, not the practical ones.”