All The World's A Stage
So, I went to BioTech this morning, and afterwards I went to the museum for my mentorship. What we're doing in the lab right now is sorting bones from the Danbury site (that's the same site I worked on over the summer). The bones are all getting sent to OSU for analysis, but some of the bones have been placed in artifact bags along with shards of pottery, flint, etc. So I have to open the bags, sort through what's inside, take out anything that's not bone, and occasionally relabel a couple things. A lot of time there were bags filled with smaller fragments, so I'd have to dump them out and go through it to take out the not-bone stuff. Fish scales, small bones that obviously belong to animals, rocks, pottery, flint...then all of that would go in its own seperate bag and get put aside. I think the most annoying part is all the labeling; there's a label on the paper bag, which usually contains two or three smaller plastic bags, all of which not only have the same info written on the outside, but need to have a little paper card inside the bag with the info. And everytime I made a new bag I had to copy that stuff down again. Danbury's site number is 33-OT-16, and the first part of it's catalogue code is 2173A -_-;;
I got back to school in time for the last half of 10th period, and found out I made callbacks after all. Huzzah! So I stayed after and tried out for callbacks...I was called back to read the lines of two characters who are both maids. I feel pretty good about my chances, because none of the other actors with senority (as in, the ones who are officers or have already been in plays) are trying for the same roles as me. And I personally didn't think a lot of the people were doing it very well, but maybe Mrs. Wall (the director) feels difrently, so I dunno. I won't know until Monday...
Tomorrow I only have BioTech; my regular school is off. Over the weekend I need to answer my other OSU essay question, write journal entries for my last two mentorship trips, read more of Wuthering Heights, and study for BioTech. I also want to email Susan and Alma, write some more of my Xena fic, and try to find the new Amelia Atwater-Rhodes book that I just found out came out a month ago. I need to help Grandma clean off her roof patio tomorrow, and I think Lauren will be over later on.
I have a field trip with my mentorship Monday (damn, I'm missing school all over the place here...), so I won't even know if I made it into the play unless Chrissy or Lauren checks for me!!
Well, to lighten the mood, I present the contents of an email forward we've probably all seen before but (at least, as far as I know) we could all use another look at. It's those funny church bulletin typos again!
* Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
* Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and
Prayer Conference includes meals."
* The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
* Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
* Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.
* The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
* Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who
doesn't care much about you.
* Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
* Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
* Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
* Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
* The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
* Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in
the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
* A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
* Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
* Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.
* The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
* Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
* The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
* This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
* Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
* The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
* Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
* The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
I got back to school in time for the last half of 10th period, and found out I made callbacks after all. Huzzah! So I stayed after and tried out for callbacks...I was called back to read the lines of two characters who are both maids. I feel pretty good about my chances, because none of the other actors with senority (as in, the ones who are officers or have already been in plays) are trying for the same roles as me. And I personally didn't think a lot of the people were doing it very well, but maybe Mrs. Wall (the director) feels difrently, so I dunno. I won't know until Monday...
Tomorrow I only have BioTech; my regular school is off. Over the weekend I need to answer my other OSU essay question, write journal entries for my last two mentorship trips, read more of Wuthering Heights, and study for BioTech. I also want to email Susan and Alma, write some more of my Xena fic, and try to find the new Amelia Atwater-Rhodes book that I just found out came out a month ago. I need to help Grandma clean off her roof patio tomorrow, and I think Lauren will be over later on.
I have a field trip with my mentorship Monday (damn, I'm missing school all over the place here...), so I won't even know if I made it into the play unless Chrissy or Lauren checks for me!!
Well, to lighten the mood, I present the contents of an email forward we've probably all seen before but (at least, as far as I know) we could all use another look at. It's those funny church bulletin typos again!
* Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
* Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and
Prayer Conference includes meals."
* The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
* Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
* Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.
* The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
* Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who
doesn't care much about you.
* Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
* Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
* Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
* Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
* The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
* Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in
the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
* A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
* Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
* Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.
* The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
* Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
* The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
* This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
* Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
* The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
* Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
* The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."