And then I realized - you don't have to choose. Because it's Lost!
Which is what I love most about it -- we never have to commit ourselves to anything! And we can't say we weren't warned: "Don't choose, Jack, don't decide. Because when you fail...you just don't have what it takes." So, choosing, schmoozing.
Also, Sawyer-becomes-the-new-Jacob fanfic is being written by somebody out there right now. Yes, I will bet money on this. Come on.
Are you kiddin' me????? I think one very small lobe of my brain has been writing this ever since I knew there *was* a Jacob...and Jack as Esau, of course. But to be fair, since it was spelled out tonight it won't happen, and the lobes of my brain are having a party.
Lobe 1: WHEEEEEEEEEE, I don't have to write that &^%#! fanfic!
Lobe 2: Oh thank god, then you won't keep me up all night.
Lobe 3: Can't we read Shakespeare or something? Or of Mice and Men at least?
Lobe 4: Sawyer's too pretty to live in such an ugly statue [it's a very shallow lobe]. Oh, and btw, it wants to know how many lobes ARE there?
Which is what I love most about it -- we never have to commit ourselves to anything! And we can't say we weren't warned: "Don't choose, Jack, don't decide. Because when you fail...you just don't have what it takes." So, choosing, schmoozing.
Also, Sawyer-becomes-the-new-Jacob fanfic is being written by somebody out there right now. Yes, I will bet money on this. Come on.
Are you kiddin' me????? I think one very small lobe of my brain has been writing this ever since I knew there *was* a Jacob...and Jack as Esau, of course. But to be fair, since it was spelled out tonight it won't happen, and the lobes of my brain are having a party.
Lobe 1: WHEEEEEEEEEE, I don't have to write that &^%#! fanfic!
Lobe 2: Oh thank god, then you won't keep me up all night.
Lobe 3: Can't we read Shakespeare or something? Or of Mice and Men at least?
Lobe 4: Sawyer's too pretty to live in such an ugly statue [it's a very shallow lobe]. Oh, and btw, it wants to know how many lobes ARE there?
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