I feel like I can't possibly be the first person to point this out...
...but am I the only one who feels like calling your island resort
Atlantis is a just a tiny bit of an eyebrow-raiser?
(For serious, y'all: if I actually had the kind of money where a Bahamas vacation getaway was possible, even...I would still be really, really uneasy about going to such a place. I would.)