Link courtesy of
raincitygirl:
"CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL." Oh, religion. Never stop amusing me, yo.
(Which reminds me - when I went in to get my hair cut a week or so ago, they had all these pictures plastered up around the mirrors. One of them, which the girl that did me swears is real, was a photo of a church bulletin thingie outside the building, which read:
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT.
AND THEN I WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL."
Well, I guess someone has to keep Kathy Griffin company ;P)